Zodiac signs in funny grandmothers. Walking old woman: what will be the signs of the zodiac in old age
From the point of view of family psychology, a good grandmother is one who does not take an active part in the upbringing of the younger generation, does not insist on her opinion and does not undermine the authority of the parents of her grandchildren. Among all representatives of the Zodiac circle, only a few meet these criteria. It was to them that astrologers awarded the honorary title of "supergrandmother":
Fish
Pisces women in old age embody the classic image of grandmothers. They are happy to do housework, bake pies, make preparations for the winter. They are distinguished by tact and willingness to help in everyday life. Wise Pisces know when to give advice and when it is better to remain silent. Often in families, it is they who play the role of peacekeepers and smooth out conflicts between relatives. You can safely leave your grandchildren with them without worrying that the children will be allowed too much.
Sagittarius
Women born under the sign of Sagittarius become "advanced" grandmothers. You can’t find them on a bench in front of the entrance, but they enthusiastically master new technologies, travel, visit all kinds of interest clubs. You can easily get along with them even in the same territory, because old age does not spoil their character at all and does not turn them into grumblings. Grandchildren themselves will be drawn to spend more time with an understanding older relative.
Taurus
Taurus women respect someone else's personal space. They will not come to visit without warning, they will not host in someone else's kitchen and give out unsolicited advice. And all this does not prevent them from having a trusting relationship with their children and grandchildren. Ready to provide financial assistance close people, often pamper them with pleasant presents. Taurus can be strict, but they are always fair and try to be objective.
Aries
In old age, Aries women remain active and energetic. Their forces will be enough for country work, and to help in the upbringing of grandchildren, and for their own interests. The younger generation will have something to learn from such diversified grandmothers. It is not uncommon for Aries to become an unspoken authority in the family, but representatives of this sign do not suppress other people's initiatives. They are wise and can give really needed advice.
How do zodiac signs age?
Funny caricatures by artist Olga Gromova called "Zodiac signs in grandmas"
Aries prefer not to notice their own age. They live in the same moment, they do not think what tomorrow awaits them. Their cheerfulness of spirit in them maintains the enormous energy of youth until the most advanced years. Maybe at the age of 60, Aries will not wear a "leather jacket", but he will not stop getting involved in motorcycles. And he will do it with the same zeal and furious energy as before.
Taurus love to eat well - sometimes even too well - for this reason, with age, they often gain a lot excess weight. Over the years, stubborn Taurus become even less flexible creatures - both psychologically and physically. However, they have good stamina, and even despite the disease, they will most likely live for a very long time.
Twins they set goals in their youth and gradually move forward, not at all intending to slow down over the years. Do not hope that Gemini will come home from work early. You will not see even in the elderly their rest, lounging in front of the fireplace. Their career growth will continue until retirement and, if possible, long after.
can be of two types: those who will never grow up, and those who like to take care of others in their old age, like Mother Teresa. Cancer, like Leo, really wants to be respected by all the “noble gray hairs” around him. Cancers can make excellent "classic" grandparents, which most children want to see them.
lions condescending and sedate by nature, over the years this will manifest itself more and more. By old age, these are already very calm, seasoned, stately and a little overgrown with extra pounds of personality. They will increasingly want universal respect, authority, sometimes even worship, and also serve as the main role model, it is for this reason that they will try to achieve their main life goals and settle down as early as possible.
Many Virgin with age, they begin to perceive the world around them more and more negatively, especially if they allow an exorbitant tendency to excessive criticality to lose control. They love to keep themselves in excellent shape and good health, they are constantly on the way to improving their brain activity, so they usually meet old age with smart gentlemen and ladies, albeit somewhat strict, but very smart.
Libra always concerned about appearance, so they will try to go to any lengths to prevent the appearance of extra pounds and wrinkles on the face for as long as possible. As a rule, they succeed. And even at eighty years old, Libra will convince others that they are not yet forty.
scorpions become stately and representative in old age. They like to think of themselves as philosophers who have accumulated enough wisdom over the years, and in fact this is true. But, unfortunately, elderly Scorpios very often become too obsessed with personal beliefs and goals, up to obsession and obstinacy.
Like Aries, archers by all means do not want to think about old age. Sometimes even so much so that they turn it into an obsessive thought, and they begin to pester those around them with questions about their own estimated age, hoping to get a couple of compliments. However, these compliments are usually always justified, because Sagittarius, despite their unwillingness to take care of themselves, manage to maintain their sex appeal and attractiveness until old age.
- a sign that is associated with time, largely because it is controlled by Saturn - the planet that is responsible for time and its course. But what is interesting - for Capricorns, time seems to flow in reverse side. Capricorns are already born "little old men", serious beyond their years, wise and responsible, but as they grow older, more and more tomfoolery and childishness are added to their character, and Capricorns already behave like absolute children in old age.
At Aquarius the influence of Saturn is quite strong, so they are very serious in childhood, as in the case of Capricorns. Over the years, more and more eccentricity comes to Aquarius, they stop caring about what others think of them, and at 80 they can behave exactly as they please.
terribly afraid of old age. With regard to the fact that so much has not yet been lived, not done, not fulfilled! It is for this reason that Pisces often take the time to sum up the stages own life, calculate savings, compare balances. But the less Pisces will worry about this, the longer and happier they will live, because nothing shortens and depresses in life as much as constant anxiety.
Talented Moscow illustrator Olga Gromova created a fun art project "Zodiac signs in grandmas" and provided each witty drawing brief description.
Aries
Motto: Where the rest slow down, I step on the gas!
Main features: ambition, self-confidence, fearlessness, impulsiveness, born to win, very active and sociable, first they do, then they think, feelings overshadow the mind, passionate, wayward, do not tolerate the slightest objection, adventurers, everything is too much in them, over the edge.
Taurus
Motto: Don't disturb the one who is well seated.
Main features: practical, thrifty, realists, pragmatists, pessimists, love and respect wealth, but stingy, have a great craving for entertainment and sensual pleasures, family people, owners, good parents, industrious, stubborn, they have a strong spirit of contradiction, no complex inferiority, deep down they consider themselves the navel of the earth.
Twins
Motto: Ideas, like products, should not be stale.
Main features: duality, they love to collect gossip, information, they know everything about everything and are everywhere, elusive, witty, lively, sociable, eloquent, you will not get bored with them, they are eager to please everyone, resourceful, adapt easily, neurasthenics with ideas, they are like a nervous lump.
Cancer
Motto: It would be nice to stock up on everything in the world - both jam and patience.
Main features: romantic, cordial, love children, animals, a highly developed sense of duty, notorious, suspicious, prone to self-sacrifice, heroes or tantrums, sentimental and conservative, homebodies, owners, very jealous, sensual, vulnerable and touchy, have a rich imagination and good intuition.
a lion
Motto: Why do you need the sun if I'm around?
Main features: courage and generosity, imperiousness and arrogance, like to lead, assertive, vain and self-centered, prestige is everything for them, born leaders, noble and sincere, straightforward, bright and energetic, have bright charisma, adore flattery, like to be in the spotlight .
Virgo
Motto: Others enjoy food, but I enjoy vitamins and minerals.
Main features: restraint, pedantry, analytical mind, criticism, attention to detail, rationalism, practicality, diligence and diligence, exactingness, prudence and common sense.
Scales
Motto: I myself sometimes do not know whether I am for the whites or for the reds.
Main features: indecisive, peaceful, compliant, avoid conflicts, diplomatic, obsequious, do not like loneliness, idealists and romantics, charming, love art, frivolous, impatient.
Scorpion
Motto: I am like a cactus: the flower opens rarely and for the elite, and the thorns are visible to everyone.
Main features: secrecy, a tendency to go to extremes: all or nothing, passion, self-destruction, craving for mysticism, perseverance, self-confidence, a tendency to unjustified risk, emotionality, stubbornness, perseverance, taboo destroyers, owners, magnetically attractive,.
Sagittarius
Motto: My ideal is Ivan Tsarevich.
Main features: straightforwardness, openness, justice, spirit of searching, lack of sense of proportion, irascibility, tendency to go to extremes, impulsiveness, expansiveness, aggressive optimists, always on the move.
Capricorn
Motto: Show me the insolent one who dares to give me orders!
Main features: ambition, pragmatism, caution, ambition, purposefulness, restraint, secrecy, independence, criticality, discipline, prudence, responsibility, conservatism, material well-being and status, careerists are very important for them.
Aquarius
Motto: Sex? There are more important things in life.
Main features: independence, originality, sociability, love of freedom, extravagance, they are altruists, idealists, ideological fighters, like to shock the public, have a broad outlook, are intellectual, hate routine.
Fish
Motto: Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow!
Main features: daydreaming, rich imagination, good intuition and hypersensitivity, charming, romantic, idealists, creative, artistic natures, go with the flow, weak-willed, indecisive, passive, prone to introspection and reflection, fatalists.
Surprisingly funny and funny caricatures by illustrator Olga Gromova called "Zodiac Signs in Grandmothers". Look for your sign, compare and smile!
1. Capricorn
Main features: ambition, pragmatism, caution, ambition, purposefulness, restraint, secrecy, independence, criticality, material well-being and status, careerists, discipline are very important for them.
2. Aquarius
Main features: independence, originality, altruists, idealists, ideological fighters, sociability, love of freedom, extravagance, like to shock the public, broad outlook, intellectuality, hate routine.
3. Sagittarius
Main features: straightforwardness, openness, justice, aggressive optimists, spirit of searching, lack of sense of proportion, irascibility, tendency to go to extremes, impulsiveness, always on the move, expansiveness.
4. Scorpio
Main features: secrecy, a tendency to go to extremes: all or nothing, passion, self-destruction, craving for mysticism, taboo destroyer, possessiveness, magnetism-attractiveness, perseverance, self-confidence.
5. Pisces
Main features: daydreaming, imaginative, charming, romantic, idealists, creative, artistic natures, go with the flow, weak-willed, indecisive, passive, prone to introspection and reflection, fatalists, good intuition.
6. Aries
Main features: born to win, very active and sociable, ambition, self-confidence, fearlessness, first they do, then they think, impulsiveness, feelings overshadow the mind, passion, willfulness, do not tolerate the slightest objection.
7. Leo
Main features: courage and generosity, imperiousness and arrogance, they like to lead, assertive, vain and self-centered, prestige is everything for them, born leaders, nobility and sincerity, straightforwardness, bright and energetic.
8. Libra
Main features: indecisive, peaceful, compliant, avoid conflicts,
diplomatic, obsequious, do not like loneliness, idealists and romantics,
charm, love of art, frivolity, impatient.
9. Cancer
Main features: romantic, cordial, love children, animals, a highly developed sense of duty, notorious, suspicious, prone to self-sacrifice, a heroine or hysterical, sentimental and conservative, homebodies, owners, very jealous.
10. Gemini
Main features: they love to collect gossip information, everyone knows about everything and is everywhere, elusive, witty, lively, sociable, eloquent, you will not get bored with them, they are eager to please everyone, resourceful, adapt easily.
11. Taurus
Main features: practical, realists, pragmatists, pessimists, love and respect wealth, but stingy, thrifty, great craving for entertainment and sensual pleasures, family people, owners, good parents, hardworking, stubborn, strong.
12. Virgo
Main features: restraint, pedantry, analytical mind, criticism, attention to detail, rationalism, practicality, diligence and diligence, exactingness, prudence and common sense.
The strange story of Benjamin Button: Capricorns are immediately born serious old women and begin to teach everyone to live without getting up from the potty. And then - take a walk, flaw, the pension was accrued! The older Capricorn, the steeper it breaks away, and Capricorns live for a long time. And they will depart to another world, surrounded by a company of completely outsider young Gemini and Scorpios, who will vying with each other offer the last glass of rum to the beautiful grandmother who has raised them.
Aquarius
Aquarians of mature years are waiting for retirement, like manna from heaven: finally, everyone will leave them alone! Finally, it will be possible with a clear conscience not to do a damn thing and not be indebted to anyone! "Hooray!" - Aquarius thinks and enthusiastically indulges in idleness. Three weeks. Then he suddenly realizes that this dreary body is for at least the next 30 years, but this, to be honest, is unlikely: Aquarians, as a rule, live long and perfectly anticipate this. "Guard! This is torture! How can you do nothing for so many years?!” Aquarius thinks. What about grandchildren? It's, do not bring the Universe, they will ask you to sit with them ?! Well, I do not! In general, in retirement, Aquarians get a job. From where they, as a rule, are carried forward with their feet.
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Fish
Pisces are afraid of old age because they are afraid of getting old. And, imagine, they do not age: as they looked 10-15 years younger all their lives, they continue to do so. So Rybki, in fact, are not going to change anything until they are 90, but you can’t deceive nature, the spirit, you know, is still getting old. Therefore, young Rybok lovers should be attentive to their partner: after a night of love, you can accidentally find yourself in warm woolen socks stuffed with jam. From a cold.
Aries
Aries swagger all their lives and declare that they are not going to grow old at all and will work to the last, so pushing them into retirement is another quest: Aries-grandmother will scandalize, will vilify "these buttock-headed brats" that are tagged in her place, write a complaint to the head office, the president and Sportloto. And, only having finished the last drop of blood of the entire team, including the guard at the checkpoint, will leave with a sense of accomplishment. To the Maldives. Where, in fact, she had long planned to go diving, learn to smoke ganjubas and have an affair with a sultry native 50 years younger.
Taurus
Taurus in old age become matriarchs: majestic and stern old women, before whom all representatives of the younger generation tremble, including this kabyzdoh, whom the grandchildren dared to bring into the house without asking their grandmother. The fact that the grandchildren, in fact, have a separate house, and it is possible that on another continent, Taurus does not bother at all. She is worried about something else: here in whom, one wonders, her descendants were born so spineless, huh? They're really scared, right? Well, then let's scare them again: who, if not granny, will teach them to steadfastly accept the blows of fate? Here's the same thing.
Twins
Old age comes for Gemini quite suddenly. "What already? Wait, we've only just begun!" At the same time, Gemini does not care about wrinkles or gray hair at all, and their figures have not changed since their youth. Gemini is worried about something else: why does the heart play tricks, the joints creak and the hangover came from somewhere? What's the deal anyway? It usually takes Gemini a couple of years to come to terms with such an insidious betrayal from their own body, and then they get used to it and only slightly slow down. But with the betrayal by friends and associates in insanity, the Gemini fails to reconcile - because how to live now, huh? “Give me another notebook, everyone is fucking dead in this one!”
Cancer
In Cancer, in old age, a second youth begins. If Cancer has grandchildren, she instantly turns into a young mother - an energetic six-armed Shiva, who can simultaneously rock a baby, teach lessons with a first grader, cook borscht and wash a cat's ass. If Cancer has no grandchildren, she suddenly realizes that the children have grown up a long time ago, and her husband has become accustomed to the tray - cheers, freedom! It's time to start building your career! And after all, it builds, which is the most interesting, and very successful.
a lion
Lions are terribly afraid of being ignored and becoming unclaimed by society and family, but they don’t know how to bake pies and knit socks. Fortunately, any Lioness accumulates solid capital in her old age, which she begins to distribute to her grandchildren in exchange for love, respect and attention. Grandchildren, however, love the Lioness grandmother and so, because she is the very person who teaches them bad things. But it also gives money for this worst thing! Jackpot, not grandma! If the Lioness does not have grandchildren, she will teach strangers to herself. Actually, she did this with men all her life, yes.
Virgo
As such, old age does not frighten Dev at all, because, in fact, it begins from childhood: even a very small Virgo is not afraid of doctors, but loves; to criticize everyone around, to grumble and nudet starts right from the pot; “Good old days” remembers every day from the age of 30 - well, in general, Virgo does not need to turn into a grandmother, she was born like that and lived all her life. Another thing is that after 70 years Virgo understands that the record is somewhat worn out. "Get off, that horse is dead!" she says to herself. "You're a walking stereotype, an old bore that everyone hates." What a surprise, please tell me! In general, Virgo does not like old age in the sense that she does not like the way people look at her. Therefore, well, to hell with them! Virgo gets herself a cat and a shaggy poodle, which also looks ancient from puppyhood, like mammoth feces, and gets along well with the company of this couple, leaving everyone else, finally, alone. The only pity is that the Virgo's husband, as a rule, does not live up to this blessed time. If he had lived, he would have died of amazement, as if we are telling you.
Scales
Grandma is a terrorist. In old age, Libra understands that now everything is possible, and finally they release their dark essence, which they have been diligently hiding all their lives: it’s so ugly! But now you can sit on a bench at the entrance and call everyone prostitutes, swear in lines at the clinic, knock on the ceiling with a stick at exactly 23:00 to shut everyone up, and call the government bad words. Libra can be restored to human form if you pour vodka on them and turn on Civil Defense: Libra, nostalgic for their turbulent youth, becomes young again. Until they sober up.
Scorpion
Queen Mother. Scorpio in old age is filled with a sense of his own greatness and importance, because life has lived and now knows everything. Looks down on everyone, demands worship and offerings. At the same time, she sincerely believes that the younger generation is simply obliged to fall to the source of her wisdom. Naturally, no one cares about the opinion of the youngest generation, and whoever dares to express it will get a stick between the eyes. And without an inheritance will remain, be-be-be!
Sagittarius
Sagittarius is the same old dried-up roach, brown from sunburn, with a cigarette in his mouth, with purple hair and in bright yellow shoes with breathtaking heels. What? Have you seen such old women? This means that you don’t go to clubs, because you should look for a retired Sagittarius there: she drinks whiskey there, dances a tribal and pinches the elastic asses of young males. The thing is that Sagittarius simply never knew how to determine her own age, only in her youth it was not so noticeable. So she is sure that everything is fine with her. And by the way, she's really great.
